Sunday, December 10, 2006
okay and once again i'm staring at the blogger create post page. this blog is kind of empty. maybe i can try to spice it up a little. but i'll keep my methods secret. ((: okayyyyy. let's get down and dirty. LOL i'm kidding. if you didn't get the literal meaning of that, then never mind. audrey, jolin and i have been posting. i'm supposed to do the writing, but i don't see how this is going to improve my writing skills, since i've had a blog since primary 5 and my english progress has come to a standstill. anyway. blogs are meant for narcissism and egotistical creatures such as myself, and it's getting harder and harder to try and stop talking about how my day's been. oh and some people've been saying that i don't look the academically studious type, and that i don't talk or act like on either. well, let's set this straight. and get your dictionaries ready. this is the only time you'll ever hear me babble a cheem (or should i say, intricate) stream of wordy nonsense: seeing as how a large number of people have a tendency to try and emulate (petrina snorts here) my "charm (yet again i hear another derisive snort)" and inexplicable ability to write a coherent compo but seldom show their true blue intentions, i'd advise the aforementioned to stop ridiculing me for my ability to cause turgid clouds to surge overhead. yes, i know i have a tendency to attract bad karma and am talented at belittling a handful of teachers. but the proven fact that i act stupid does NOT mean i am stupid. if i were stupid, i'd be Microsoft Word-ing all this junk in the hopes of finding a single sentence of sensible words. as it is, i have little idea what i'm posting, nor do i care for the consequences as i cannot be bothered by such miniscule (yet wrathful) complaints of the readers. i will only think to shut the hell up when someone does threaten to blow the matter up to extreme proportions.
okay. that's the only time in history i've ever gone for more than two sentences without a "lah" or "leh". basically, i jumped from topic to topic in the hopes of finding some creative inspiration for my dreary yet meaningless compo. basically i boasted about how people try to copy me, how they're two-faced conniving backstabbers and how certain unmentioned poks make fun of me just cuz i have no luck. and i think you get the part about me acting stupid but not actually being stupid. haha. okay? this proves i can explain hard words. ...well if you think about it, the "cheem" paragraph is pretty simple. it's not even hard to comprehend lah can. ohwells. so much for boosting my compo skills.
i'm listening to a new nickleback song. technically, it's not new. just that someone just sent it. you shall listen to me screech inaccurate lyrics! fwahaha. run while you can.